Frankie Jonas. (aka Bonus Jonas or Frankie the Tank)
these sirens are so freaking loud.
OMG go away.
the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated like
No one believes his story
They think he made it up because he never has cool anecdotes to share
Because there’s no way this could happen no way
Even he doesn’t believe it was a real thing that happened in his life sometimes
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
shut up
you know those feels
when you’re so into something
and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
Charlie St Cloud Zanessa version.
Children in a Disney Store;
Me in a Disney Store;
